that’s a nice salad
imagine if one of those crazy vegan bloggers see us calling this a salad
shhhhh they’ll hear you
Thank you so much for posting murder on my dash and calling it a “salad”. You’re all really nice people.
you jinxed it the vegan showed up
lettuce has a family too you heartless vegan fiend
You know what this needs, though?
Once you die, they remove you from the stage, though. Gotta keep that thing clear for the people who can still perform. And smoke.